Punctual &
Punctilious ...
04/06/2007 12:22 Filed in:
Appenzeller
All this talk about Swiss punctuality is
codswallop!
They have leeway!
Take public transport for instance.
A train that enters a station two minutes late is
still considered punctual!
However, a train that enters the station on time
will leave on time - on the dot.
So if you yourself are a little late, don't bother
running - it's not worth it.
Go and drink a coffee instead.
When visiting you are still considered to be
punctual if you arrive up to a minute early or up
to two minutes late!
So don't rush - you still have plenty of time.
Talking about visiting ...
... you may consider yourself very lucky if you get
invited to someone's home in Switzerland. It
probably means you haven't practised your sarcastic
British humour on them (irony is totally lost on
the Swiss) and you haven't asked them what they
earn. You've known them for more than two years and
during that time you haven't said anything
provocative to begin a discussion!
So you arrive on time to discover you have been
invited to a party with fifteen other guests ...
How long does it take to say 'Cheers' to seventeen
people?
In England 'Cheers everybody', two seconds and then
you get to drink?
In Germany it is similar: 'Zum Wohl allerseits'
just a second longer.
In Switzerland names are very important.
"Zum Wohl," pause while you wait for eye contact
and savour the name you are about to pronounce ...
"Ruedi" (Pronounce the letter 'e' separately)
"Zum Wohl," ...
"Hans-Ueli" (Don't forget the 'e')
"Zum Wohl," ...
"Päddy" (I thought Patrick was an Irish name!)
"Zum Wohl," ...
"Sabine" (Never, never pronounce the 'e'!!)
"Zum Wohl," ...
"Hampi" (Who would ever have guessed that that is
Hans-Peter?)
"Zum Wohl," ...
"Chüde" (Kurt-Dieter!! Practice coughing up a
hairball 'ch' and don't forget to pronounce the
'e'!)
After half an hour of eighteen individuals saying
'Zum Wohl' to seventeen individuals and if your
drink hasn't evaporated in the meantime, you may
now sip your drink.
It is best to concentrate hard when being
introduced to people - they will always remember
your name long after you have forgotten theirs.
If you are like me and forget names immediately,
then you have to concentrate on the names the
person next to you is saying and toast the same
individual immediately afterwards ...
By the way - when visiting in Switzerland, it is
usual to bring a present along with you.
I wouldn't recommend the 750g. bar of Toblerone.
Toblerone is now owned by Kraft, an American
company and is, somehow, not quite as Swiss as it
used to be!