This entry is really aimed at my family, part of
which I shocked, to some extent, last month.
I spent New Year's Eve in Bangkok — at very
short notice, I must say. One of those
spur-of-the-moment things, I've been known to do
before.
During my stay in BKK, I (actually that should be
'we') made arrangements to get married (the part
that surprised those that were unaware of our
plans).
My first visit to Asia has left some overwhelming
impressions, so many, in fact, that I am leaving
you with my pictures, to tell most of the story
about what I saw:
Temples and the King's palace covered in gold,
while only yards away hundreds of people sleep in
an open square, because they have nowhere else to
go. Nightly market stalls offering fruit and
vegetables unknown to many Europeans, along with
food (e.g. crickets and grubs) that many would
never consider trying. One of the most polluted
rivers worldwide, which just happens to flow
through the hottest metropole in the world. And the
ruins of an imposing Capital, built in the 13th
century.
In Bangkok I was able to see many official offices
while registering divorces, applying for various
papers, applying for name-changes and
queueing to get married ...
The officials all wear military uniforms with wads
of badges pinned to them, to show how much red-tape
they have fought.
Many dozens of Kilometers were covered in various
taxis, while traveling back and forth between these
offices. Two things struck me on these jaunts:
First — Although the temperature outside was
between 35° and 37° the taxis were always cooled to
17° — after two days I developed the worst
cough I've ever had.
Second — If there are any traffic-laws in
Thailand, no-one ever follows them!
Personally I would say there are none. Just do your
own thing.
If the road has three lanes, open up a forth and
fifth or even a sixth!
If the lights change to red, just sound your horn
and keep on going.
If a pedestrian tries to cross the road, even on
one of those silly pedestrian-crossing-thingies, he
or she is fair game — just go after them!
If you can think of an unusual method of robbing
someone of his right of way, just try it; even if
it means turning at junctions on the wrong side of
the road!
Outside the cities, it is not unusual to observe
eight-feet-long snakes slithering across the roads.
Luckily (for the snakes) 95% of Thailand's
population is Buddhist. Unlike pedestrians, it is a
sin to kill an animal.
Public transport: A pick-up with two benches
perched in the cargo-area and covered with a cloth
roof to protect against the sun.
The driver sounds his horn every time he passes a
Statue of Buddha or a temple, so that his
passengers may raise their folded hands to their
forehead in a 'Wai' as a sign of respect.
The drivers of all the cars around you do exactly
the same, abandoning their steering-wheels for
seconds on end ...
... even if the holy statue just so happens to be
in the middle of a traffic island!
Pictures say more than a thousand words —
enjoy ...